By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong. Charles Wadsworth

Parenting a thankless job!

Animals, They’re All Animals!

My favorite is the beat-box rodent. What’s yours? This is gmom, peace out.

Norway. Now What. Gmom’s Thought’s From Baltimore

Norway, Boro park and Baltimore.

Good Gifts (and bad) For Wives : Husbands You Can Take Notes On This

Everyone likes to get a good gift. A gift that demonstrates that the giver really thought about what the the receiver would like. Women are typically good gift givers. Men not so much. So I’m doing you guys a favor and spelling it out for you. Newsflash!  Flowers are not a gift. They are a thoughtful [...]

I Found My Happy Place! He Wears Diapers!

  The organic baby made his first project in daycare! Marshmallow Fluff smeared on a paper plate with Fruit Loops stuck on it!   And he’s a cheap date! Ya gotta love that! Next time I go looking for my happy place I’ll start looking while on my knees but this time… I’ll open my [...]

Where Is My Happy Place? Can I Borrow Yours?

Have you ever been told to go to your happy place? Go in your mind to the one place on earth that you most want to be, A beautiful beach. A mountain meadow. A rolling hillside in Ireland. A holy place you once visited and never forgot. So many times I’ve coaxed women, who in the [...]

Alcohol: It’s What’s For Dinner. Featuring Cujo The Dog

Husband is gone for the duration.  Saving lives, solving problems, hopefully not reading this. Me. I’m enjoying a nice summery beverage. Whiskey straight. Straight out of the bottle  while standing at the kitchen sink in case I gag. Bad reflex when one is not use to drinking. I use to drink. Pretty pink and soft snowy [...]

Down The Rabbit Hole

For all  of you following my blog husband is still away overseas. Here is what has changed at  home while the man who holds the string of your kite is gone. Number one: You might accidentally kill one or  2 of your children. Normally, in the night Bart comes in, he drives ones of the biofuel trucks [...]

A Man’s Life

My husband is away. Doing family business. Kind of heroic stuff. So while I sit home and do my small tasks, go to work, annoy the children, and worry my face into a topographical map. He took matters into his own hands. He sat in the American Embassy for 8 hours to update his passport [...]

Sex Offender Registry: Check Out Your Neighborhood Today!

One should feel safe in their own neighborhood, wouldn’t you agree?  In my zip code there are 157 registered sex offenders.  People (if you can call them that), that have raped children, hurt them  sexually and get their nuts off on trading pictures of naked children.  The second thing that bugs me are the innocent [...]