For all of you following my blog husband is still away overseas.
Here is what has changed at home while the man who holds the string of your kite is gone.
Number one: You might accidentally kill one or 2 of your children.
Normally, in the night Bart comes in, he drives ones of the biofuel trucks and comes in at 3 or 4 a.m. I’ll half wake up and hear him kick off his shoes, shuffle into the shower, scrounge around the kitchen and go to bed.
But without husband here, I immediately reach for the gun.
I go up the stairs gun poised, ready to defend against any intruder. It never dawns on me that Cujo is upstairs happily bopping around.
Bart turns and sees me. Without a word he takes the gun out of my hands, removes the clip and tells me to go back to bed before I hurt myself.
Number 2: You might let your guard dog sleep on your husband’s $200 Brooks Brother’s robe, maybe even on the bed.Everyone needs to be special sometimes.
Number 3: You might stop taking showers often. I mean what’s the point? This goes for changing into nighties as well.
Number 5: You may realize that you don’t have to water the “effing lawn everyday, or pick up your dog’s poop. I mean who made these rules anyway? Poop is organic..it’s like compost.
Number 6: Turns out you don’t have to go and check on your neighbor just because it’s 103F outside. Just a big “ole, hope you’re still alive Edna! Yelled out an open window does just fine.
Number 7: You have the opportunity to go though all husband’s secret guy stuff. Unfortunately this has yielded nothing! Nothing!
I hope this give you some good ideas for the next time your superhero flies off.
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