I especially like the authentic rust covered lawn furniture holding handcrafted soaps and lots of “whatnot”. I want a whatnot now! I totally could sell Anthropologie my lawn furniture for their store displays.
A bottle of single-malt scotch. Because I am too old for beer, it gives me gas. I’m too snobby for cheap alcohol and I want to have something in the house that my old man won’t snicker at.
Organic Bath products made by someone named Holly. Because Holly would make the best most pricey organic stuff. Like soaps with tiny bits of grass and twigs. I love that. Holly Organics would tie a raffia bow around all her mass-produced …organics. A charity associated with Holly Organics would be an added bonus. See what you can do. Maybe just a pint of Ben and Jerry’s instead.
- A copy of the DVD White Chicks. Because it will get this white chick laughing seeing the Coen Brothers doing dead on imitations of white girls.
- Teva shoes. Well made, imported from the middle east and so avant-garde. They are the go to shoe for yoga class, bootcamp and the weekly psychiatric session. One wants to make the right impression.
There that should get you started.
Get moving kids my birthday is Tuesday.
Oh and please no more Godiva chocolate (my relative’s default gift setting) or spa treatments (I work in a spa remember?)
This is gmom,