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Fifty Is The Best Birthday Ever!!!! I’m Going To Do It Every Year!!!

OMG!

If I knew 50 was going to be so great. I would have turned 50 last year. I am totally doing it again next year!

No seriously, I am!

First gift?

A dishwasher!!!!!

My great kids bought me a dishwasher!!!!!

That might seem lame to some but just ask daughter Eggs, mother to Hoo.  She jumps to wash the dishes after dinner cause she knows how much I hate it.

China,  who is so exhausted taking care of new baby Li. She will be pulling on the sink gloves insisting she likes to do the dishes. Yeah and I like root canal.

Maybe they got the dishwasher for themselves….hmmmmm.  Naw it’s for me.

Ta Dah!!!! Dishwasher rocks! Thanks kids!

Then…

Husband gave me yellow roses which I think symbolize jealousy. He always gets them because when I was delivering my first baby  there was a picture of yellow roses on the delivery room wall.  I used it as a focal point. Good times, good times.

Now he thinks they are the  flower power rose.

He also gave me a chocolate bar.

Thanks hubby.

He also did  give me the awesome kids so that covers a lot of gift giving.

Now my younger sista gave me a handbag made of seat belts. She is all about the off beat. The bag is kinda cool and should fetch a nice price on Ebay. Thanks sis!

Now middle sista gave me jewels!!!

Pretty earrings small and dangly and an evil eye keeper away-er bracelet.

I’m actually wearing them now, but here’s a picture of the bracelet!  Thanks sis!

Now my big sis sent me a gift card to…..you guessed it…..every white middle class woman’s favorite fake french thrift store Anthropologie. Wooohooo!

I’m getting a whatnot! I’m getting a whatnot!

It’s awesome! Thanks big sis.

Then to make the best day ever even better China and her hubby Silver treated me to

Cirque De Soleil. It was a blast. Why the big fat man sitting right next to me had to get up and switch his seat just cus I was waving to  the performers I do not understand. It was a circus!

I was the one who should have changed seats seeing as he had to pass gas before the show started and I was not going to spend my evening smelling other people’s flatulence. I (kindly, I think) mentioned to him that the port o’ potties were just outside the bigtop.  Anyhoo, he moved, and I had plenty of room to wave my arm off.

The show was “Totem” and although not historically accurate (American Indians did not roller-skate) was a great performance.

Thanks to China and Silver for a perfect ending to a great day. Here’s me and China at Cirq.

So thanks to everyone for all the happy birthday wishes.

Thanks for all the fun.

Thanks for remembering me.

This is gmom.

Peace out.

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Stylish Blogger Award :Shazaam!

Hey thanks go out to:

HappyMomHappykids who I call “HMHK”.

That’s really “Her Majesty’s Happy Kingdom”.

For the Stylish Blogger Award:

First I'd like to thank the Academy....(cue music)

So For the award I need to share 7 things about myself.

Then I need to pass the honor to 15 other bloggers and contact them with the awesome news.

So Here are the 7 things that nobody knows but you.

1. I finally understand that a bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don’t need it.

2. I like Howard Stern but every time I see him I think of 10 pounds of potatoes.

3. Since God is watching us we should try to be entertaining.

4. I belong to the Lorena Bobbitt fan club. (and if you join now you get a ginsu knife!)

5. With children you spend the first 2 years teaching them to walk and talk and the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.

6. If Eminem showed up at my door I’d definitely put on my “cool mom” act for him.

(“I’m gangsta like you my homie.”)

Guess who's back witha brand new rap? (yup, I know the words)

7. The last thing about me is I tell a good joke.

(A priest, a Rabbi and an Arab walk into a bar and the bartender says…

What is this a joke???”)

Here are your blogs to visit:

If you haven’t met Don yet get ready to either be offended as hell or laugh your head off:

One of my favorites: crabby old fart Don

and…

http://jroycroft.wordpress.com/

http://36×37.wordpress.com/

http://youvebeenhooked.wordpress.com/

http://agrigirl.wordpress.com/

http://wisewomanwriter.wordpress.com/

http://seawolfsurmises.wordpress.com/

http://jenletts.wordpress.com/

http://theshynessproject.wordpress.com/

http://momphotographer.wordpress.com/

http://iamnotpc.wordpress.com/

http://snailquake.wordpress.com/

http://notesfromrumblycottage.wordpress.com/

Those are all worth a visit!

This is gmom,

Thanks for checking in,

Peace out,

Roses being cute again!

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